Saturday, Jul 31, 2010
Login

Posts Tagged ‘Pineapple Express’

+Pineapple Express CrossJoint + .. ftw.!

Dale Denton: What the fuck is this thing?
Saul: Ah. Cross joint.
Dale Denton: Yeah.
Saul: You ever smoke one of those?
Dale Denton: You can SMOKE this?
Saul: Hell yeah, man!
Dale Denton: No.
Saul: This. Is. The future, this is like the apex of the vortex of joint engineering. It's rumored that M. M. O'Shaughnessy designed the first one - the guy who, uh, designed the Golden Gate Bridge. My second favorite civil engineer behind Hannskarl Bandel: Madison Square Garden... What you do is you light all three ends at the same time...
Dale Denton: Really?
Saul: - and then the smoke converges, creating a TRIFECTA of joint smoking power. This is it, man. This is what your grandchildren are gonna be smoking. Future. That - future...